you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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