I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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