She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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