who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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