I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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