is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sex in a hospital.. check
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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