Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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