Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize