My balls are so social today.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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