Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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