Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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