Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
is that a dick in a sweater?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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