Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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