I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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