I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
