I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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