We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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