You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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