I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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