Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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