as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Randomize
