I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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