i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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