My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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