I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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