There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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