the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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