Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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