A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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