I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
should my penis look like a turkey
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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