Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
