it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
