you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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