he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
the raccoons are back...
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