he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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