No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
