make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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