after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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