White coat. Heels.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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