it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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