Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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