i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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