every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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