He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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