ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I need a burrito and a hug.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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