Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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