She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
