your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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