hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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