Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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