Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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