life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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