I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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