When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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