She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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