Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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